Bangkok #2

Pat Pong, Ping Pong
Just recently I came back from Bangkok and now I’m flying there again. And again with my friend Veronica! We do not have any big plans at this time, we just say we should go for some good massage when we’re in Thailand. Our colleagues are recommending a salon near the hotel, but we are not lucky. All massage salons around are fully occupied for today. So we jump into the taxi and ask the taxi driver to take us somewhere. Somewhere where they have time for us and where it is clean. The spa where the taxi driver drove us is called Rangnan Spa & Massage. It is not the cheapest but offers quality. Compared to our prices, it’s still “for a buck”. While we are choosing a procedure from the catalog, we are enjoying the green tea. At the same time, we are laughing on a chalkboard note clearly saying: “Only massage, NO SEX!” Really tourists expect “Happy ending” just because they are in Thailand? Although without sex, the aromatic oil massage we chose, we really enjoyed. Thailand has no competition!

After the massage, we go for dinner, because it’s never enough of Pad Thai traditional rice! Some colleagues join us for dinner. During the evening, we plan what we’ll do with the rest of the evening. Sweet Holly from Scotland surprisingly suggest ping pong. For those who do not know, ping pong in Thailand never means ordinary sport. This is a show where the balls are thrown directly from their vaginal holes! And if only that! The part of the body that ordinary women use only for one intimate thing is also used here for: blowing out cake candles, smoking cigarettes, drawing pictures or hiding infinitely long objects or even tortoises! Who does not believe that something like this is possible, let them experience it on their own. Take them to the neighborhood called Phat Pong. In addition to the night market with everything possible and impossible, you will find various bars and clubs with sex entertainment. Beware, however, that not all women of the world who are around the pole are women! As you can see, Thailand’s most beautiful ladies are often ladyboys… At the same time, try not to lose all the money (the dancing girls know how to make you fool) so that you will have enough money for the way back. The fastest and most enjoyable transportation in Bangkok is definitely a tuk-tuk taxi, which I would describe as a trolley attached to a motorbike. Tuk-tuk and we go home!